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Guardians of the Galaxy. Why does a hummingbird hum. The scientists were brainstorming. Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra.

When I was young there was only 25 letters in the Alphabet. Did you hear about that new broom. The hero always gets his man in the end.

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth. A screw driver Q: What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet.

Can I tell you a joke about paper. Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window. What do you call a Bee who is having a bad hair day. Because he wanted to see time fly.

I went in to a pet shop. Why can't you take a nap during a race.

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How do you make an Octupus laugh. Did you hear about the paper boy. What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs.

They issue gerbils at the tunnel of love. He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered Q: People kept pushing its buttons. What do you call a guy who never farts in public. So he could have sweet dreams. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room.

What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle. He found a hare up his ass. You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.

What do you call a sleeping bull. Why are chefs so mean. I think I'm coming down with something. To draw the curtains. What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary.

Someone who goes around knocking on doors for no apparent reason. Why are pirates called pirates.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road. Because he took a short cut. Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny.

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